Monday, February 28, 2005
Sunday, February 27, 2005
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed Tami with Gullibosis | |
Cause: | Doctored web posts and photo- shopped images |
Symptoms: | Tendency to believe everything she reads on the internet |
Cure: | None this condition is cronic |
Indy started obedience training today. She is the only puppy in the class that is housebroken. I am so proud of her. Now if she could get past the car sickness problem. She already knows sit, up, & come and is okay with off and is learning down. She is such a smart puppy.
Friday, February 25, 2005
I just thought I'd look and see if Mom was diagnosed with anything.....Oh my
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Sandyosis | |
Cause: | Old Guy |
Symptoms: | extreme rashes, dislike of modern architecture, bushy eyebrows, warts |
Cure: | Long golf cart rides by the beach with a young studly kinda guy |
Looks like I got Rays disorder.......doesn't look too bad, and might even prove to be "interesting". Check out the "cure" (eyebrow waggle)
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Ray's Disorder | |
Cause: | watching too much television |
Symptoms: | turning into a wolf, knee swelling, vague chills, belching |
Cure: | take two Viagra tablets a day until it goes away |
Dang!
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Geoitis | |
Cause: | influence of the Devil |
Symptoms: | extreme ability to fly, face blurring when photographed, leaning at 45 degrees, chi imbalance |
Cure: | Geocaching at GCDECD (S 67° 36.117 E 062° 52.363) or GCCFC1 (S 67° 36.121 E 062° 52.471) |
Thursday, February 24, 2005
So... my friend donna from my old office is sure going through it since I left in November. She went in for her annual exam and they found cyst-y things in her ovaries and stuff, so she went in for surgery to have them removed. During the pre-op blood/urine work up they discovered blood in her urine and are still trying to figure out why its there. Then she went to her dermatologist because she kept breaking out in hives and while she was there he found skin cancer. So she's doing radiation and topical chemo for that. Then she went for a mammogram that she won at a church raffle and they found a mass. They're doing a core biopsy, but her doc says he's pretty positive its malignant and she's got breast cancer. THEN she was in a car accident and totaled her car and broke her arm.
And through all of this she is managing to be sane and calm. Holy moly! I can't imagine if all this crap happened to me within a 3 month period. I'd be loopy!
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Ron Marler's Disorder | |
Cause: | dancing |
Symptoms: | vague nightmares, black eyes, excessive 80s haircut |
Cure: | electroshock therapy |
Wednesday, February 23, 2005
Oh dear, looks like I'm a hopeless case
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with TamiJean's Syndrome | |
Cause: | Fizziological |
Symptoms: | extreme awareness, slurred speech, leaning at 45 degrees, falling off barstools |
Cure: | anatomically correct Barbie dolls |
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with JadeMarie's Disease | |
Cause: | watching too much television |
Symptoms: | vague pyromania, hair tangling, bruising |
Cure: | husband taking 2 Viagra pills a day |
Monday, February 21, 2005
Friday, February 18, 2005
Tami - so good talking to you tonight. And again NO FAIR!!! Let everyone else guess that you won the lottery. oops! Guess I let that out of the bag.
My exciting night. I popped my knee out of place again so no working out. I am making up for it by doing bicep work. That wine glass is heavy. hee hee
I got a great new project at work. I am now responsible for writing procedures for a state we will begin writing insurance in. I seriously hope that it gives some sort of "importance" to my job. I am going to vent now........... My job is sooooooo boring!!!!! What the hell does it do for humanity????!!! I got a 3% raise, increased my retirement deduction by 2 1/2 % and my DAMN paycheck went down by $9!! For a job that makes people hate us!!!!!! Please lend some importance to the insurance field. PLEASE!!!!!!!
I need a dang vacation. thank goodness the puppy and kittens and turtles bring joy to my life. I did put aside my work today and did cross-stitch for 6 hours at work today. i just learned latchhook. that is fun too.
Tams ---- so much for saying I don't post much. hahahahhahahaha
Thursday, February 17, 2005
Tuesday, February 15, 2005
I couldn't stop laughing!!!
Monday, February 14, 2005
Sunday, February 13, 2005
I think it's time we tried out the chat client on Granyskids.com! I propose a group chat on Tuesday night Feb 22nd at 8:00PM mountain time
Here's a link be sure to enter you name where it says guest and press enter when you come in to the room.
http://granyskids.com/cgi-sys/mchat.cgi?channel=Kids
Friday, February 11, 2005
:: BRAGGING MOTHER ALERT ::
Ed got accepted to York College in Pennsylvania. Figured he would, but he also got a 1/3 tuition scholarship. It's renewable for four years so long as he keeps his grades up. Cool, right?
Of course, he's probably going to Univ of Washington in Seattle. We're still waiting to hear from them.
Thursday, February 10, 2005
Wednesday, February 09, 2005
Sunday, February 06, 2005
Thursday, February 03, 2005
A photo I took of Tylar's eyes was accepted into a juried photo show at a major local art gallery! HOLY COW!
Wednesday, February 02, 2005
Happy Ground hog day!http://www.vulgarian.net/greeting_cards/secgroundhfpre.html
So....you've traveled throughout the US..test your map knowledge!
A Mexican, Iraqi and a Marine are drinking together.
A Mexican drinks his Tecate and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
takes out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
An Iraqi obviously impressed by this, drinks his Camelcrap beer, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his AK 47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't
need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
A US Marine, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Miller Lite and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his M-9 Berretta and shoots the
Mexican and the Iraqi. He says "In America we have so many Mexicans and
Arabs that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."