Looks like I got Rays disorder.......doesn't look too bad, and might even prove to be "interesting". Check out the "cure" (eyebrow waggle)
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Ray's Disorder | |
Cause: | watching too much television |
Symptoms: | turning into a wolf, knee swelling, vague chills, belching |
Cure: | take two Viagra tablets a day until it goes away |
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An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra.
The doctor said, "That's no problem.
How many do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The doctor said, "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes.
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