Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with JadeMarie's Disease | |
Cause: | watching too much television |
Symptoms: | vague pyromania, hair tangling, bruising |
Cure: | husband taking 2 Viagra pills a day |
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with JadeMarie's Disease | |
Cause: | watching too much television |
Symptoms: | vague pyromania, hair tangling, bruising |
Cure: | husband taking 2 Viagra pills a day |
2 Comments:
so ray, you taking errr meds?
Textbook example. You are suffering from
Melissa's Disorder.
Cause: genetic mutation
Symptoms: excessive tallness, extremely squeaky voice, snoring
Cure: infect someone else
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