A Mexican, Iraqi and a Marine are drinking together.
A Mexican drinks his Tecate and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
takes out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."

An Iraqi obviously impressed by this, drinks his Camelcrap beer, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his AK 47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't
need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

A US Marine, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Miller Lite and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his M-9 Berretta and shoots the
Mexican and the Iraqi. He says "In America we have so many Mexicans and
Arabs that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."