Incident on I-75

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on I75 south, just outside of Bay City,
Michigan.
Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" "What's the
hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnaped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and
Al Sharpton.
They are asking for a $10 million ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on
fire. "
"We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "on average how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."