Three accomplished reconstructive surgeons were
playing golf together and comparing challenging
procedures they had performed.

The first one bragged, "I operated on a concert
pianist who lost 7 fingers in a horrible lawnmower
accident. I reattached them, and eight months later
he performed a private concert for the Queen of
England."

The second physician scoffed, "That's nothing. I had a
patient who lost an arm and both legs in an tragic
motor vehicle collision. I reattached them, and two
years later he won a gold medal in the decathlon at
the Olympics."

After remaining quiet for some time, the third surgeon
smugly said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years
ago a lady was high on cocaine and marijuana and she
rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles
an hour. All I had left to work with was some
bleach-blond hair and the horse's rear end. Now she's
a US Senator from New York."