FOOD FUNNIES: The Top Lies Told About Navy Food
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9. Seagull tastes exactly like chicken.

8. Sorry, there are no retired Admirals working as mess hall
maitre d's.

7. Navy coffee is *NOT* used to remove paint from ships. The EPA
shut down that practice *years* ago.

6. Your Chef trained at Le Cordon Below -- Submarine Culinary.

5. Nightly seafood buffet? Heh, so what else did the recruiter
tell you?

4. Seagulls around the base do *not* disappear whenever chicken
is served. They just move upwind to escape the smell.

3. Those jokes about "Purina Squid Chow?" Uhh....

2. Sure, you can use the reactor room to microwave your popcorn.
And the Admiral would be happy to share some if you ask.

... and the #1 Lie Told About Navy Food ...

1. No, swabby, Navy kitchens are *not* where they make Chips Ahoy!