FOOD FUNNIES: Signs Dieting Has Taken Over Your Life
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10. You just paid $5 for a bottle of water because the label says it's low carb.

9. You make your wife wear lo cal lipstick.

8. You spend more time calculating carbs, calories and fat for
one meal than you did preparing your income tax return.

7. Your only jewelry? Your "WWRSD" (What Would Richard Simmon's Deal?) bracelet.

6. You walked past a bakery... and punished yourself with four
hours on the StairMaster just for looking in the window.

5. You buy the "Young Elvis" stamps instead of the "Old Elvis"
stamps because they have less fat.

4. You look for the carb count on your bottle of shampoo.

3. You can't remember your anniversary, phone number or PIN, but you know the exact carb count of everything in your house, including the cat.

2. You've begun hearing voices in your head -- and they all sound like Al Roker and Richard Simmons.

... and the #1 Sign Dieting Has Taken Over Your Life ...

1. You skip drinking them for a day, and you actually start
getting the "Slim Fast Shakes."