FOOD FUNNIES: Things Every Kindergartner Knows About Food
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9. If it tastes really yucky, the teacher knows a song about how
great it is!

8. In a pinch, glue is an acceptable condiment.

7. Absolutely everything tastes better with chocolate syrup or
ketchup on it.

6. Most blue food you find in the fridge will make the puppy sick.

5. Mom's M&M cookies are worth two sandwiches and a dead frog.

4. Dr. Pepper supplies the best on-demand burps.

3. Most foods can be used as fingerpaints when necessary.

2. Your dog, your cat and your one-year-old brother all look the
same eating peanut butter.

... and the #1 Thing Every Kindergartner Knows About Food ...

1. Happy Meal french fries last longer than the Happy Meal toys.
But the toys taste better.