Mark Your Calendar

We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman naked
other
than his wife and that he must commit suicide if he does.


So this Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
to
prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think its okay to
see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American
women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold
six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.


IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON