Grand Kids

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Monday, September 15, 2003

There were three babies in a woman's womb, and they were discussing what
they would like to be when birthed and grown up.

The first one said "I wanna be a plumber." The others laughed at this,
and asked "why a plumber?" He replied, "so I can fix the pipes in here,
its kinda leaky."

The second one said "I wanna be an electrician." The others laughed at
this and asked "why an electrician?" He replied, "so I can get some
lights in here, its dark!"

The third one said "I wanna be a boxer." The others thought this was
hilarious, and laughed for a full 5 minutes, before asking, "why in
the world do you want to be a boxer?"

He replied, "so I can beat the hell out of that bald guy who keeps
coming in here and spitting on us!"

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